Father ted what was that sermon about

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Add a Quote. Our favorite collection of Famous Movies ». The Green Mile. Frank Darabont - American Beauty. Father Ted : Come on, Dougal, switch the television off.

Chewing gum for the eyes! Father Dougal : No thanks, Ted! Father Ted : What was that sermon about? Father Dougal : Sorry Ted, I was concentrating too hard on looking holy. Father Ted : Dougal, is there anything on your mind? Father Ted : Let me rephrase that Father Ted : That money was just resting in my account!

Father Ted : Are you up to your old tricks, Tom? Tom : No, Father. It's my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms. He sees Sister Assumpta]. Father Jack Hackett : Nan! Father Ted : No, Father this is a nun.

Father Jack Hackett : [Terrified] Nun! Father Ted : [Waves] Bye, Father! Father Ted : He's just out for his walk. Father Ted : You won't be able to come with me I'm going to be the first priest in space.

Father Dougal : God Ted, first America then space, what next? Father Ted : That's right, Dougal. You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue. Father Dougal : That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.

Father Ted : Never buy black socks from a normal shop. Father Ted : They shaft you every time! Father Ted : How long has Father Jack been living in there?

Father Dougal : Uh, he started just a few days after you left. Father Ted : Maybe he's agoraphobic? Father Dougal : Jack scared of fighting? I don't think so Ted. Father Dougal : Next you're going to tell us you're Santa. Father Ted : No Dougal. I'm the opposite of Santa. Father Dougal : The anti-Santa? Father Ted : [in the department store] Where did you manage to stick Jack in the end? Father Dougal : Ah, they've got this great place, Ted where you can put people who don't want to go shopping.

They can just stay there and have a laugh. Father Ted : Really? Never heard of that. Were there other people there? Father Dougal : Ah, loads of people, Ted. He'll be fine. Father Jack Hackett : [Father Ted squirms, as Father Jack sits up and puts his hands on his front like a rabbit, and in a rabbit-like voice] I'm Father Ted : [to Mrs. Doyle] Now that's sarcasm. Father Ted : Meals are at eleven, one, half-two, three, five, seven, and nine, and if you want a quick snack, you can just ask Mrs.

Doyle there. Father Ted : Ah, it's nothing. Just went mad for a second, there. Father Ted : The way I feel now I could convert gays! Father Dougal : Come on, Sampras. Father Ted : What did you call him? Father Dougal : Sampras, like Pete Sampras. Father Ted : Why? Father Dougal : Well Father Jack Hackett : [looking for beer] Drink! Father Ted : You won't find any there father. I put it somewhere very safe.

Father Jack Hackett : Where?